Posted: 13 December, 2013 by Brettney

Crazy Celebrity Baby Names

The weird and wonderful

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It's quite normal for those weird and wonderful celebrity baby names these days.

Let's check out the craziest of crazies when it comes to stars naming their new bundles of joy.


10. Blue Angel

U2's guitarist, The Edge, couldn't just leave it at the quite beautiful Angel.  He had to stick a random colour at the front of it that's now worthy of a Christmas decoration.

9. Kal-El

Nicholas Cage thought it was a good idea to name his son after Superman's martian name.  Cage is apparently a huge fan of comics and had already changed his last name from Coppola to Cage after the Marvel character Luke Cage.

8. Pilot Inspektor

Yes, we're not kidding.  Jason Lee, actor in My Name Is Earl, named his son Pilot Inspektor.  And to make it different he spelt it with a 'K'.  Ummmm, oooookkkk.

7. Jermajesty

Jermaine Jackson, brother of Michael Jackson, took the child naming up a notch a chose something that combined royalty with himself.

We bet Jermaine's really good at word puzzles too.

6. Princess Tiaamii

Katie Price and Peter Andre couldn't agree on a name for their daughter.  Price always wanted to name her baby girl Princess, and Andre wanted to name her after Katie's mother and his mum.

So what to do? Just merge them all together. Tiaamii is a mix of Andre's mother Thea's and Jordan's mum, Amy's, names.  Creative, no?!

5. Sunday Rose

Australian darling couple, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban chose the actually quite cute name... that was until social media warriors started calling her "Sunday Roast".

Kidman told Oprah how she chose the name.

"Sunday, that's our favourite day. Because I think there's something to do with Sundays where, if you're lonely, Sundays are a very lonely day. And if you're happy and you've got your family and the things around you, then Sunday's a beautiful day. So our baby's called Sunday."

4. Blanket/Prince Michael II

In 2002, Michael Jackson named his second son 'Prince Michael II'.  And why not, it was the second coming of the singer.

But that isn't the worst of it.  The poor boy's nickname is Blanket, and that's what his family still call him.  We're amazed his daughter wasn't called 'teapot' or 'bubbles'... oh hang on, that was already taken.

3. Apple

Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay's Chris Martin's daughters name still ranks as one of the weird baby names.

Paltrow revealed to Oprah how they came up with the name... and it wasn't while she was hungry unfortunately which would make alot more sense.

"Right, well, um, basically it was because when we were first pregnant, her daddy said, if it's, basically one day he just said if it's a girl I think her name should be Apple. And I just, it sounded so sweet, and it conjures such a lovely picture for me, you know apples are so sweet and they're wholesome, and it's biblical and it's just, they're so, and I just thought it sounded so lovely and ..."

2. Kyd

What happens when you can't actually think of a name for your newborn?  Just name him after what he is, and then change the spelling.

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni did just that.

1. North West

It was rumoured for weeks that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had named their new arrival North West.  Heck it even became a joke on the internet with many memes making fun of the obviously fake baby name.

Then it was officially confirmed, and the world let out a huge sigh.

Tags: Celebrity Baby, Baby Names, Star Baby Names

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