Posted: 20 June, 2014 by Dan HIll

The BEST eBay Car Ad EVER!

‘Lick These Knowledge Pops With Your Eye Tongues’

Tags: Scoopla, Trending, Ebay, Car Ad

There’s your regular car ad on eBay, and then there’s this guy!

Lachy from the Melbourne suburb of Ascot Vale, posted an ad on online auction site eBay for his 1996 VS Commodore - and it’s absolutely hilarious!

‘Ladies and gentleman. Lick these knowledge pops with your eye tongues.

This is my VS Commodore, in complete authentic condition. Your days of dating Palmela Handerson are over. Once out on the road beautiful women will instinctively flock to you like the salmon of Capistrano.

This one-off VS Commodore was originally manufactured one year earlier then it’s successors, in 1995 for a role in Goldeneye but was cut from the script last minute when Pierce Brosnan couldn’t handle it’s power and Q called him an uphill gardener.

Bambi's mum wasn’t shot dead, she was run down by this car.’

Check out the full ad here.


Tags: Scoopla, Trending, Ebay, Car Ad

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