Posted: 23 January, 2015
by Web Guy Josh
Dad’s Hilariously Honest Answers To Daughter’s Child Care Questionnaire
Child care centres usually ask parents to answer questionnaires so they can better understand the needs of the child… but we bet they’ve never seen responses like these!
Answering on behalf of his 11-month old daughter, this father lists little Emma’s strengths as:
- Slapstick comedy
- Playing one parent off against the other
- Rapid digestion
She has some pretty unique interests too, such as food as art/clothing, long yells on the beach, firmly gripping dog’s hair, exploring parent’s noses with fingers and dawn, every single morning, without fail.
And just like most kids Emma has a very active imagination, listing her friends as “not ones adults can see; like unicorns and pixies, and the wind, and something on that wall over there, and… squirrel!”
Finally, the little girl’s goals are:
- Unplug all power cords
- Overcome fear of water over my head
- Open every drawer everywhere
- World peace
- To walk, eventually
- A Ph.D. in theoretical physical cosmology
- Inflict sleep deprivation on my parents until such time as they acquiesce to my every whim
So sounds like Emma has a pretty bright further ahead of her…
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