Posted: 19 March, 2015 by Sohan Judge

This Man’s Privates Were Bitten Off By His Wife's Friend

“I just wanted to pass the time pleasantly.”

Tags: Injury, penis, bite, ambulance, picnic

A group of friends thought they were just going to the park for a fun picnic… but things escalated very quickly.

A man was found by his wife with his pants down to his ankles, whilst screaming “call an ambulance, it’s going to fall off!”


Naturally his wife was curious as to how exactly this situation came about… so she demanded answer first.

“I just wanted to pass the time pleasantly,” he said.

This is what happened. The wife left to quickly drop off some friends home, leaving her husband and friend at the picnic. While she was gone, her husband tried to get her friend to pleasure him and when he pulled down his pants she just bit his privates instead. 

The wife revealed, “When I called the ambulance I didn’t do it too fast, and I told them not to hurry.”

She’s apparently forgiven her husband because “it is only what all men try to do.”

Tags: Injury, penis, bite, ambulance, picnic

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