Posted: 14 January, 2016
People Are Losing Their Sh*t Over This Local Man Ninja Who Saved His Car From Theft
We were completely unaware that actions like this were even possible IRL... Mr. Darwin petrol station champ, our hat goes off to you.
What would you do if you caught someone trying to steal your car? Stand there in shock? Scream for help? Call the cops? Probably.
Now, we're not saying they're not completely understandable things to do... we're just saying, they're in no way even almost as awesome as what this guy did.
Northern Territory Police posted the security footage on their Facebook to assist in the finding of the perpertrator, but people are more interested in the victim's impressive ninja skills.
Turns out those of us who are able to drink milk are the minority… oh, and we have a genetic mutation.
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He was simply experimenting on After Effects and then news outlets started picking up the fake story.