Amy Schumer has opened up to GQ Magazine about what she would like to do with some very famous men! The result is hilarious. Find out her more here..
Hail to the Chief: President @barackobama on the cover of GQ's 2015 Men of the Year issue. Follow the link in our bio to read his interview with Bill Simmons. 📷 by @inezandvinoodh. #MOTY20
The December edition includes GQ’s Men Of The Year, so Amy decided to share her fantasies about each of the men. It ranges from downing drinks with U.S. President Barack Obama, to getting in the sheets with Bradley Cooper!
She her oh-so-cheeky responses right here..
El secreto del matrimonio de Will es...? Will Smith y Jada Pinkett Smith tienen 18 años de casados y aunque a lo largo de su relación han tenido que enfrentar rumores de divorcio, el actor de Concussion revela su secreto para mantener un matrimonio exitoso. "Nosotros mismos nos hemos preguntado ¿cuál es el secreto? y simplemente es el no renunciar a la relación", confesó Smith, de 47 años!! #FarabdulaExtrema #love #Miami #matrimonio #pareja #willsmith #JadaPinkett
Will Smith and I are filming a movie. We step out of our trailers and no one is around. I say, “Hey, Bill” (inside joke even though I have never met him). “Where is everyone?” He looks over my shoulder and says, “Oh no, they’re here.” I turn around slowly, like crazy-ass slowly. And I see them. Tons and tons of zombies. He grabs us a bunch of guns and lasers. We kill them all. We get all sweaty and we look really hot. And I say something cool like “They didn’t even see it coming.” Not that but something cool.
Still got it.
Barack Obama and I are at a restaurant in New Orleans. I am eating alone when the waiter says, “Barack sent you this.” And it’s a glass of Lagavulin 16 year. My favorite scotch. I acknowledge with a nod and finish my meal. Like I’m the coolest bitch ever. We walk out without talking, and go to Preservation Hall and watch a bunch of different amazing jazz musicians. We smoke cigars and drink scotch and never say a word to each other.
Instagram photo by Bradley Cooper * Jul 30, 2015 at 5:31pm UTC
#Repost @christinedoesdrama with @repostapp. ・・・ #TraceyMorgan and his wife #MeganWollover and daughter #MavenSonaeMorgan on the red carpet at the #Emmys just a year after his horrific car accident
Tracy Morgan and I sit in a hibachi restaurant; he makes me laugh until I can’t breathe.
The return of @hbarnes to the Warriors lineup is at least one week away. The fourth-year forward, who sustained a sprained left ankle on Friday and sat out a win over Sacramento on Saturday, will be reevaluated next weekend at the soonest, the Warriors confirmed Sunday night. Barnes had played in 205 consecutives games, including postseason, prior to missing the game against the Kings. The Warriors earlier Sunday ruled him out of the game at Utah on Monday. 🔥🏀🏀🏀 #ballislife #nba #hoopmixtape #california #harrisonbarnes #basketball #stephcurry #stephencurry #klaythompson #superstar #hype #hoop #star #goldenstate #DubNation #allstar #draymondgreen #risingstar #splashbrothers #warriors #squad #champ #goldenstatewarriors #gsw #strengthinnumbers
I ask him who he is. He tells me, I think it’s basketball. He asks who I am. I tell him, Chelsea Handler. Then we spoon and watch The Land Before Time. Why that? How about it’s none of your business what we do!!!
Amy you are LOL x 1,000.