Posted: 25 November, 2014
by Dan Hill
11 Terrible iPhone Cases
This Is The Reason Why Aliens Wont Talk To Us
There's no doubt that if you want your iPhone staying in pristine condition, you'll have to cover it with a case. Most are actually very careful not to disturb the contour and design. There are however some really terrible cases, which do the complete opposite, and if you own one - you should re-think your life choices and try again.
There is no known reason in the world why you need your phone to look like a banana. Try get that bad boy in your pocket.
Astro Turf Phone
If you need any form of astro in your life, then I recommend hanging out at a mini golf course. Because that's where astro turf belongs. Not on your iPhone.
Ice Cream Phone
I love ice cream as much as the next person, but seriously - why in the world would you have one attached to a seemingly clear case...
Flip Flop Phone
There's something to be said for getting ready for summer, flip flops though? Seemingly Aussie, but they belong on your feet, not your phone.
Old School Cell Phone
iPhones are getting smaller and smaller each time a new one is released. So why not go back in time to the early 90's, and transform your smartphone into one of those old school brick phones! Totes rad!
The Booty Call
We're not sure who would actually own this iPhone case, unless it was a joke. Like seriously, it's a joke right?
For the man in your life obsessed with fishing and seafood. We can't really see a practical use for this case, but you could put it in a fish tank with all your favourite crustaceans so they can play some Angry Birds...
Cat Flap Door Phone
Why. Why. Why.
Bullet Proof Phone
Is that a bullet proof iPhone case, or are you just glad to see me? I can see how this could be usefull if you're constantly being shot by .50 caliber rounds out of a machine gun. It's a bit bulky though. Do Not Use With Skinny Jeans - You Have Been Warned!
Half A Skateboard Phone
Might be cool if you're a rich 13 year old with an iPhone, but I reckon a full skateboard would be better. If you're going to do it, do it properly.
Playboy Bunny Phone
What does Hugh Hefner and Geoffrey Edelsten have in common? Their girlfriends have this iPhone case… Don’t be one of them kids… Don’t be one of them.