Brad & Angelina: It's Over! Posted by KiKi & Sassy 25 January, 2010 - 3:31 PM

It's over, kids. Brad and Angelina are splitting up their record collection and their giant rooms of gold and treasure and 'divorcing'.

At first we thought it was a hoax, like the other eighty-five time the tabloids have told us they were breaking up, especially when we saw it was the National Enquirer and the News of the World were reporting it. Trusting what the tabloids say is like listening to a crazy guy with a shopping trolley and a radio tuned to really loud static when he gives you advice. But since then the New York Post, the Times and News Limited have all agree.

They've been to see their lawyer, and all the lawyer will say is 'it's a private matter'. And when he says that that, what we hear is:
THE UNITED FAMILY OF BENETTON IS SPLITTING UP.

Winey Cyrus Posted by KiKi & Sassy 15 January, 2010 - 2:04 PM

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Poor Miley Cyrus.  Not only is she insanely popular (for reasons we will never quite understand), wealthy beyond measure at like 13 years old, and moderately talented, now she has to suffer through the agony of  having photographers chase her around and take pictures of her. That's right Miley, when you're famous and stuff, the paparazzi are kinnnnnda part of the deal.
 
Since deleting her Twitter (oh how are we managing to cope without her witty insights into life?) she now vents her frustrations on her official website. She recently posted the following  rant direct from her Blackberry :
 
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Lindsay Goes to India Posted by KiKi & Sassy 21 December, 2009 - 5:57 PM

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I bet you guys are wondering what old Lindsay Lohan is up to lately right? Well...she's in India. Yeah, we weren't expecting that answer either.

When we first heard LiLo travelled to the sub-continent we immediately thought she was there to buy up India's entire supply of hair extensions. Her earning power ain't what it used to be you know, maybe she's had to cut out the middle man and go straight to the hair source!

Glee Hottie & Audrina? Say it isn't so! Posted by Kiki & Sassy 8 December, 2009 - 10:04 AM

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We love, love, love GLEE so when he heard the actor that plays deliciously cheeky Noah "Puck" Puckerman, Mark Salling, had a possible romantic encounter with the truly heinous Audrina Partridge from "The Hills" our hearts broke.

No Mark, NOOOOO!

ARIAs Fashion - Best & Worst Dressed... Posted by Kiki & Sassy 27 November, 2009 - 10:25 AM

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You know how much we love judging people's outfits, so we had to do it.

It's time to shake up Acer Arena and see what falls out: let's talk the best, the mediocre, and the just completely god-awful of ARIA Awards fashion for 2009.

Miranda Gets Naked AGAIN! Posted by Kiki & Sassy 23 November, 2009 - 9:41 AM

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Remember when Miranda Kerr was the adorable lil girl who won the Dolly modelling competition?

Now she's getting naked all the time. What do you think of the latest pictures?