KiKi & Sassy
Hating Hayden Panetierre
Kiki & Sassy 2 October, 2009 - 11:21 AM
So you know who we hate? Hayden Panetierre. The name alone throws us into a violent rage. There is far too many letters and we resent typing it out. She also has disturbingly short arms, horrific dress sense and posseses a powerful self delusion where she is actually talented. We no like you Hayden!
Her general existence is extremely irritating but recently she has upped the ante. In a fit of shocking disrespect for the dedicated fans that made her famous, she's come out and implied they are delusional simpletons.
"I'm just afraid somebody's going to stab me one day and think that my power is real. I've been thinking about that since the first season. I'm like 'what if somebody really thought I was indestructible.' Because I've heard some wacky things come out of people's mouths that you go, 'Guys, it's not real'."
Ummmmm really Hayden? REALLY? Well if people didn't want to stab you before, they will now! Good lord woman, please stop talking. She has also been partaking in something we absolutely despise, whinging about being a celebrity. Seriously, in the middle of a global financial crisis is it really a good idea to publicly complain about how 'tough' your life is? Hayden states -
"It’s very, very difficult and people have no idea what they do to peoples’ relationships. They destroy them. The paparazzi and the public. The public wants to read about your personal life, and the paparazzi give it to them by nosing into your personal life and saying things that are just not true and horrible…I used to walk my dogs in my pyjamas. You know something’s not right when you’re lying in bed for 15 minutes in the morning going, ‘How do I get milk for cereal without having to leave my house? I would be so happy if I could walk down the street without someone coming out of the buses."
Hey darlin, ever heard of a grocery delivery service? Considering plebians like ourselves can organise the essentials to be delivered right to our door, we are fairly sure superstars like ole Hayden can get her personal assistant to rustle up something similar. Ughhh she is such horrible little goblin!
Are we being irrational or is she really bloody annoying?
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Frances says
*goes to Google Images*
Whoa, she does have abnormally short arms! How did I never notice that before?!
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Posted Wednesday 14 October, 2009 4:11 PM -
Savannah says
haha i really had to see the arms too
they are really short woah
yea she needs to stop complaining seriously ughhhh
Posted Tuesday 17 November, 2009 7:24 PM -
niki says
wtf, her arms are normal.
Posted Wednesday 23 December, 2009 12:43 AM
