KiKi & Sassy
Khloe Kardashian Gets Married
KiKi & Sassy 29 September, 2009 - 9:55 AM
:: Breaking News ::
Khloe Kardashian's weekend wedding was apparently a fake.
The reality star was believed to have married basketball player Lamar Odom but it's been suggested that until their lawyers are happy with the pre-nup, it's not legal. They'll marry for real once the document's signed.
The Blog
So Khloe Kardashian got hitched. You know her, the tall awkward one who kinda looks like a dude. We mean that with love, because we feel for Khloe Kardashian. Out of her whole family she is most definitely the unfortunate one. Every family has one, and if you don't know who it is in your clan....it's probably you.
Watch any episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians and poor old Khloe looks like Gandalf living in the land of the hobbits. Her mother and sisters are all tiny, compact and curvy and she is well, to be frank, LUMBERING. No lady wants to be described as lumbering. We can sympathise. Neither of us are particularly petite ladies. We aren't fatty mcfatfats or anything like that, but both of us are fairly tall, well endowed and rather womanly. Team that with the fact we have an inordinate amount of tiny tiny Kylie Minogue size friends and you end up with what we like to call 'the shemale complex'.
This complex manifests itself in many ways. Kiki refuses to wear heels on the off chance someone thinks she's a drag queen (it has happened once, much to her chagrin). A fierce gay told her 'oh darling it's just because you have such fabulous legs and a Euro haircut' but that isn't much comfort now is it? For years Sassy refused to wear her hair out in the off chance strangers might think she was an ethnically mysterious teenage boy. Boy's have afros too you know!
Anyway, back to Khloe. Over the weekend she got married to basketball star Lamar Odom. Yeh we don't know who he is either. Considering they tied the knot only after a month of dating, it's entirely possible she married the first man she found that was taller than her, but who knows. There's been lots of dramas including his baby mama refusing to let the kids attend the ceremony, the wedding having to go ahead despite the fact there wasn't enough time to sign a pre-nup and rampant rumours of Khloe being knocked up.
This marriage will probably last 5 minutes, but Khloe has sold the rights to the wedding to OK! Magazine for 300 grand. Hell, we would get married to a random for that kinda coin. Who wouldn't?
Also See:
- Kim Kardashian's Party Tips- Khloe and Kim Kardashian at the 2008 MTV Australia Awards
- Shortest Celeb Marriages
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Tam says
cute that she gets married and her sis is pregnant. it's a great time for the Kardashians!
Posted Tuesday 29 September, 2009 4:57 PM -
Jacie says
So who wants to pay me 300 grand to take pics at my wedding? Im open to offers!
Posted Tuesday 29 September, 2009 4:59 PM -
Savannah says
ummmmm $300k to date someone for a month and get married to them for most likely less time then that......where do we sign up for that job??
I think they should really consider being in love and getting to know each other first, or come up with e really good pre nup.!
Posted Wednesday 30 September, 2009 4:48 PM -
Joey says
I LOVE KHLOE
Posted Thursday 1 October, 2009 11:24 PM
shes not the ugly one
shes so funny
