KiKi & Sassy
Are You Sick Of Saint Angelina? Posted by KiKi & Sassy 29 July, 2009 - 10:12 AM
You know who we really hate? Angelina Jolie. Also known as The Smuggest Woman On Earth. Well perhaps hate is a strong word. But we really really REALLY dislike her. And we are rather delighted at a new article revealing she is, to be frank, a heinous bitch.Okay so full disclosure time, the article comes from an American tabloid so y'all can't exactly take it as gospel. But for our purposes, let's just pretend Life & Style Magazine speaks the truth okay?
So it turns out even Angelina can't stop the march of time. We are rather surprised by this because we were certain she would have figured out some way to use her countless babies to ensure eternal youth. Placenta facials or umbilical cord tonic or....something.
Anyway, she's about to turn 34 and has been subsequently turfed from the Tomb Raider series and been replaced by Transformer's sexpot, Megan Fox. UH-OOOOH!
As we've said before, we have a bit of a soft spot for Ms Fox. We like her because she seems down to earth and rather self deprecating. She subtly bags out hateful pretentious actresses like Scarlett Johnansson, who whinge about being too pretty to get good roles. We also enjoy that she has outright admitted she isn't exactly an Oscar winner in the making and only gets roles because she's hot. Her honesty is refreshing, you know?
But apparently Saint Angie doesn't share our Megan love. Life & Style report than when asked what she thought about Fox she responded with the following:
"Is she aiding in Africa or sitting in on U.N. conferences? Donating herself to something bigger than Hollywood? I'm not familiar with her work, is she an Oscar contender?"
DAAAAAAAMMMN! Bitchy much?
We've always thought Angie believes she is a far superior human being compared to everyone else in H-town. And this quote proves it. We feel so justified right now.
What team are you on guys? Fox or Jolie?
(Photos by Getty Images)
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Vanessa says
I soooo agree. Angelina seems so perfect on the surface there's gotta be something going on there.
Posted Wednesday 29 July, 2009 10:14 AM -
Jasper says
Team Megan!
Posted Wednesday 29 July, 2009 10:14 AM -
Juliette says
I HATE megan fox... don't like her one bit! Anything that comes outta her mouth is a load of bull.
Angelina all the way!!!
If Megan is in the Tomb Raider movie then i won't be going to see it... i won't watch anything with her face in it!
Posted Wednesday 29 July, 2009 11:47 AM -
Roger says
Megan fox is dame hot!!! We need new face, Angelina have her time but now Megan term time to fly high!!!!
Posted Wednesday 29 July, 2009 1:00 PM -
adam says
megan is very hot she is the hottest woman alive but yer shes not a great actress but neither is angelina i sick of hearing about angelina all she is, is home wrecking bitch
Posted Wednesday 29 July, 2009 4:43 PM -
Tracy says
there comes a time when the next generation of hollywood bimbos need to take over... Ange can say she had her time and move on now to other stuff... she has so many kids and charity work she should concentrate on that.
Posted Wednesday 29 July, 2009 8:55 PM -
Rachel says
Team FOX!!!
Posted Wednesday 29 July, 2009 9:29 PM
luv that she is straight up!!!
need more people like that in this world!! you know what i mean..
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sue fisher says
Angelina by her self is great., it is this stupid fight between brad, Jennifer, and his childish behaviors with his ego, that spoils it for Angelina. Yes they have nannies, but his ego over rides his love and respect for any woman, Angelina with all those kids deserves more. She opened her heart far to much, for the position she is in.
Posted Thursday 30 July, 2009 4:52 AM -
Christie says
I'm Team Neither!!
I don't hate any of them, Hate is a strong word, but OH MY GOD!! they annoy me...I think Megan Fox is hot, but she doesn't promote herself properly!! & what is with her Pout???
I was always team Aniston!! Never really liked Ange...You can see right through her..she so thinks she is better then everyone!!
I do think Ange has had a good run, but i REALLY don't want to hear that she has adopted another 5 kids from somewhere, yes she is helping them,but now it's like a fashion thing more than helping children, or OMG, she took her kids to McDonalds!! Who cares!! It's not news! She could have one in her house,& i still wouldn't care.
At least when Megan talks, it makes people see that not all Blondes are Dumb!! She cracks me up!!
Posted Thursday 30 July, 2009 7:36 AM -
Johno says
Are you kidding me? Fox has her pretty moments- but she is young, and I DO think she likes herself a little! Dont compare her to Angelina, who is just so damn beautiful and so what if she is a bitch? Who cant be- its giving her more sex appeal! :) Older is hotter! Jealousy is a curse girls!!
Posted Friday 31 July, 2009 9:30 AM
