Tara Reid Is Tragic Posted by KiKi & Sassy 14 October, 2009 - 2:44 PM

You know who is the Mayor of Tragictown? Tara Reid. That girl is the poster child for the dangers of living too hard. One look at the matted mess of bad hair extensions, the bleary eyes and the stomach chain and it makes us wanna turn into healthy living yoga loving saints.
 
Remember way back in 1999 when she was in American Pie? The girl was pretty in an approachable way, like that hot chick at your highschool all boys lusted after and you kinda hated.  Now, much like the girls who peaked in high school, she parties way too hard and still tries to squeeze into a size 8 mini skirt.  Hasn't she realised yet that her looks have faded? It's just....sad.
 
We won’t lie, we kinda loved her show ‘Taradise’, even though it was kinda difficult to watch. It taught us a lesson: never ever get blind drunk and appear on camera. EVER. Recently, in a move to further cement her tragedy, Tara bared all for Playboy. She has said in the past she would never pose nude but hey, a girls gotta pay the bills right?
 
We aren't prudes or anything, there's nothing wrong with getting your kit off for a bit of dosh. The problem here is...does anyone really want to see Tara Reid in the nuddy? Maybe 10 years ago, but now?! I mean has she actually seen herself? Has Hugh Hefner seen her? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
 
To be frank, we can't imagine why anyone would pay to see her naked. Her body is a deadset trainwreck.  Not only has it suffered the ravages of binge drinking, sunbaking and bad choices, it's also looking beat down due to some dodgy plastic surgery. First there was the botched breast job that left her with horrible scars (which we all saw when she got drunk and accidentally flashed photographers on the red carpet a few years ago). Then there was the seriously dodgy liposuction that resulted in ghastly lumpy ripples across her tummy. All in all, it ain't a cute package.
 
Tara spoke out about the damage and said, "My stomach scars are my battle wounds."  Damn girl, that was one rough battle.

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• Barri says

  I still would...

  Posted Wednesday 14 October, 2009 2:49 PM
• Murf says

  Do you reckon the shots will be legs akimbo?

  Posted Wednesday 14 October, 2009 2:52 PM
• Savannah says

  yea i really dont think anybody in a sane state of mind would want to see her nakey.....unless they were in the same state of mind she is then that may just make a smidge of sense.

  Posted Wednesday 14 October, 2009 7:05 PM