Posted: 14 November, 2014 by Web Guy Brett

Aussie Man Writes The Ultimate Letter To A Noisy Neighbour

Tags: Letter, Neighbour

A Sydney man who was woken up by loud music playing at his neighbours house has written the most incredible note.

One morning last week he was woken by Daft Punk blarring next door at 5am, so he decided to write the below note.


"Dear Good-time Neighbours,

You know who you are. The ones with the apartment facing the lightwell, who played Daft Punk’s delightful 2013 anthem ‘Lose Yourself to Dance’ at 5:17am this morning, windows wide open.

As I was awakened by Pharrell Williams’ dulcet tones, Nile Rodgers’ signature rhythm guitar and the on-point (although highly derivative) production of Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter, I was torn.

On the one hand, I thought to myself, ‘Maybe we’re about to be taken on [a] journey through Daft Punk’s back catalogue in reverse chronological order? Will ‘Around the World’ be up next? Will we trip the light fantastic past ‘Da Funk’ and round it out with ‘Rollin’ and Scratchin’?

On the other hand, I thought to myself, ‘Maybe these inconsiderate a**holes could display the modicum of consideration for their neighbours, recognise that most of the building is asleep at this time, lay off the pingers and shut their f***ing windows.’

By all means kick on till your hearts’ content. But please do so with your windows closed and the music set at a volume that is not going to wake the rest of the building.

Warmest personal regards, Your fellow neighbours."

Tags: Letter, Neighbour

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