Posted: 10 March, 2016
Apocalypse Is Near, Justin Bieber Has Reportedly Made A Baby With A Kardashian
Alright guys, we sincerely hope you're ready to be done with the internet forever because the latest reports are on a potentialBieber-Kardashian being of life - AKA A BABY!
Ok, we know you want to get to the good bit but in order for this to make sense, we need to take you back a couple months to when rumours were flying that Justin was dating oldest Kardashian sister, Kourtney.
Yep, and we all thought THAT was a ridiculous rumour.
Well, turns out that when it comes to the rumour mill there is NO F**KING CHILL because things have gone to the ultimate level and now, apparently, we have a little bubba Jourtney or South or King or some other pretentious name on the way.
May Yeezus have mercy on our souls - imagine.
According to the "leading online gossip" sites, "friends" of Kourt have revealed that she's carrying a little JB 2.0 in her belly.
"Kourtney's already admitted to friends that she and Justin have been intimate, and she hasn't been with Scott in a long time, so the math is pretty clear. It would have to be a Bieber baby," one super reliable source revealed.
So, like, OMG LET'S CONGRATULATE THE HAPPY COUPLE.
To be honest though, the two of them starting a family wouldn't be too bad, like, Justin is clearly a responsible young adult and more than ready to become a dad and Kourtney is already a mum... So, why not pop out another? Who knows, maybe she'll have another girl to add to their seemingly never-ending empire.
Keep in mind though, guys... Caitlyn Jenner was all just a "ridiculous rumour" once upon a time, and now she's got a Woman of the Year Award under her belt.
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