Birthday presents can be sent when
You don't want to actually see the person and postage is prepaid or around the 25th of June to me...

Autobots or Decepticons
Autobots... cooler name (close to mine audioboz/autobots... you get the idea)

Fave place Down Under
Which Down Under are we talking about?

MySpace or Facebook
Last year Myspace and this year Facebook (I follow the crowd)

Air out the shame
All will be revealed in my soon to be released autobiography

Plus let's write a little self blurb:
My full name is really really really long... dare you to pronounce it... dare ya!